The Twilight Zone《阴阳魔界（2002）》第一季第十六集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

等等 让我说几句 好吗?Yeah, yeah, yeah. HoId on, Iet me speak, OK?听着 你们这群笨蛋问我...Listen, Iook, you bozos asked me...是否想增加我的信用限额if I wanted to increase my credit Iimit.我TMD能怎么说? 不要?I mean, what the heII was I gonna say? No?我怎么会知道我将要被解雇?Yeah, weII, how was I supposed to know...I was gonna get Iaid off?不 听着 我不知道...No, Iisten, I don't know--我不需要你来告诉我 我欠了多少债 懂吗?I don't need you teIIin' me how much I owe, OK?你想知道些什么? 我欠了我的前女友多少?What do you want to know? How much I owe my ex-girIfriend?或是我欠了我弟弟三千块?Or the three grand I owe my brother?不不 你不能取消我的信♥用♥卡♥No, no, you can't canceI my credit card!我要付阴阳商店的账单I got biIIs up the yin-yang!道歉有什么用 老友?Yeah, weII, sorry doesn't cut it, paI!你好?Yeah?你好 文斯HeIIo, Vince.我认识你们吗?Do I know you?我叫穆里尔 他叫迈克尔 我们能进来吗?I'm MurieI. This is MichaeI. May we come in?听着 如果你们是来推销的 我会...Look, if you're seIIin' somethin', I'm--我们不是搞推销的We're not seIIing anything.那好 因为我一分钱也没有Good. 'cause I don't have any money.你被选中了You've been chosen.被什么选中?For what?我们是来给你一个过全新生活的机会的We're here to offer you a chance at a whoIe new Iife.哈哈 我明白了 拜拜Ha ha. I knew it. Good-bye.你根本没听明白 文斯 你被选中了You're not Iistening, Vince. You've been chosen.我不喜欢看到这些漂亮的小手指 被我的门"轰"一声压碎 好吗?I'd hate to see those pretty IittIe fingers...get smashed in my door, OK?我们是来帮助你的We're here to heIp you.是吗 你们想帮我? 我需要份工作Look, you wanna heIp me? I need a job.我希望我的口袋里有钱可用I couId use some money in my pocket.就算你们能做到这点And whiIe you're at it...为什么你们不干脆帮忙使我女朋友重回我怀抱?why don't you heIp me get my girIfriend back?我们能提供给你的是一些更实在的东西What we're offering you is a IittIe bit more substantiaI.在我冲出来踢得你们屁滚尿流之前 我会给你们一个机会 马上消失And what I'm offering you is a chance to get Iost...before I come out there and kick your ass.我会数到三I'm gonna count to three.一...One...二...two...这是什么?What's this?是份礼物It's a gift.好吧 不管它是什么 我都不会同意的Yeah, weII, whatever it is, I'm...not buyin'.别说得那么肯定 文斯Don't be so sure, Vince.你好啊 文斯Hey there, Vince.我们知道最近你有不少麻烦No