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爱情公寓英语剧本 人物：Z（曾小贤）,H（胡一菲） ,Y（悠悠）,Q（子乔）?? SECTION?ONE? H（啃着苹果）：Oh,?I?see,?you?want?to?get?ZhangWei’s?room?back. ?Z:?Yes.?We?have?to?do?this,?for?the?peace?of?our?department!? H:?How?can?you?demand?me?to?do?this?? Ｑ:?We?can?pay?whatever?we?have,?including?ZhangWei!? H:?It’s?not?the?matter?of?money,?he?could?get?it?back?if?he?has?the?ability?to?defeat?me?by?intelligence.?? Z:?OK,?I’d?like?to?present?him?to?challenge?you.? H:?you??Hahahh~~~? Z:?hahahhha~~?don’t?you?afraid??? H:?No?way!?I?mean,?you?three?could?just?come?in?one?time.??If?you?were?lucky?enough?to?defeat?me,?just?have?whatever?you?want,?but?if?you?fail,?I?will?occupy?the?whole?department!? Q:?Are?you?sure?? H:?Of?course. Ｚ:?(。。。的):?ignore?it,?anyway,?the?side?without?flower.? Y(抛硬币):?It?is?the?side?of?number.? Q:?number??(…)Who?chose?the?number?? 三人叹气，然后短暂沉默，突然惊喜的大声惊叫。? Ｑ＆Ｚ:?Oh?year!?Year!?Great!? Y:?boys,?please?choose?your?subject.? Q:?Western?sexy! (大家尴尬对视)? Y:?This?subject?is?not?included.?There?are?only?subjects?of?animals,?lifestyle,?movies?and?science.? Z:?Well…?the?lifestyle?subject.? Y:?Well,?listen?carefully:?there?is?someone?that?you?always?take?responsibility?for?her?but?never?take?responsibility?for?you,?who?is?it??三人笑了 Ｚ：ｔｈｉｒｄ　　ｐａｒｔｙ Y：wrong，it’s?bank.???Yifei? H:?Animals? Y:A?pig?need?to?go?across?the?bridge,?and?the?bridge?can?only?afford?500?kilograms.?The?pig?weighs?300?kilograms.?But?the?bridge?broke?down?while?it?was?crossing?the?bridge.?Why?? Ｚ:?how?can?it?be?the?subject?of?animals?? Y(出示黄牌)? H:?I?got?it.?The?pig?was?driving!? Y:?right.? Q:?How?can?a?pig?drive?? H:?why?can’t?a?pig?drive?since?Zengxiaoxian?can?do?so??(曾小贤做开车动作)? Y:?well,?it’s?your?turn?? Q:?Japanese?movies ?Y(黄牌)? Z:?we?choose?lifestyle?again.? Y:?listen?,?Huyifei?falls?from?the?height?of?6000?to?1000.?why?is?she?still?alive? ?Q:?for?she?was?in?a?plane.? Y:?wrong.?She?was?a?Chinese?stock?investor?who?dropped?from?6000?point?to?1000?point.?? Z:?I?see?that,?can?you?be?more?stupid? ?Y:?yifei? H:?movies? Y:?please?speak?out